Two Men and Two Unexpected Truths

A depressed man walks into a bar and slumps onto a stool. He looks at the bartender and says:

“Give me six double brandies.”

The bartender raises an eyebrow.
“Rough day?”

“You could say that,” the man sighs. “I just found out my dad is gay.”

The next day, the same man walks back in, looking even more defeated. He orders another six double brandies.

The bartender shakes his head.
“Back again? What happened this time?”

With a deep sigh, the man replies,
“I just found out my son is gay too.”

On the third day, the man stumbles in once again, looking completely crushed. He orders the same: six double brandies.

Now genuinely concerned, the bartender leans in and asks:
“Jeez, man… does anyone in your family like women?”

The man gulps down a shot and mutters:
“Yeah… my wife.”

The Identity Crisis of a Cowboy

Later that day, an old man walks into a different bar, takes a seat, and orders a beer.

The bartender, trying to make small talk, asks:
“So, sir, what do you do?”

The old man replies,
“Well, I’m a cowboy.”

“Wow,” says the bartender. “What exactly does a cowboy do?”

“Well,” says the old man proudly, “I work on a ranch, ride horses, herd cattle, take care of the land, and look after all the animals.”

“That’s really interesting,” says the bartender.

Soon after, a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits beside the old man, and orders a drink.

Curious, the bartender asks her:
“And what about you? What do you do?”

With the old man listening closely, the woman responds,
“I’m a lesbian.”

“Oh? What exactly is a lesbian?” asks the bartender.

“Well,” she begins, “I wake up thinking about women. I eat thinking about women. I go through my whole day thinking about women. I just really love women.”

The bartender nods, fascinated.

A while later, the old man leaves that bar and walks into another one. He takes a seat and orders another beer.

This bartender also asks,
“So, sir, what do you do?”

The old man scratches his head and says:
“Well… this morning, I thought I was a cowboy… but now, I think I’m a lesbian!”