Three Toilets

Three men went out shopping for new toilets, so they visited the nearest store to browse the latest designs.

The first man told the salesman he needed a toilet that would fit perfectly in his log cabin deep in the woods. The salesman suggested a toilet made entirely of wood, and the man happily bought it.

The second man explained that he lived in an igloo and needed something that would match the icy setting. The salesman, eager to help, sold him a toilet made of solid ice.

The third man said he wanted the nicest, most premium toilet available because it would be installed in the employee restroom at the National History of Canada Museum. The salesman proudly presented a singing toilet that played “O Canada” and had a Canadian flag on the tank. The man was thrilled and took it home.

Each man walked away satisfied with his purchase.

But the very next day, all three returned to the store — this time, not so pleased.

The first man said:
“This toilet is terrible. Every time I try to use it, I get wooden splinters stuck in my butt!”

The second man said:
“This toilet is awful. Every time I sit down, my butt freezes to the seat. I have to use a hairdryer just to get unstuck!”

Then the third man spoke up:
“My toilet is way too patriotic. Every time I try to sit down, it starts playing ‘O Canada’… and I have to stand up!”